small gay and ready to play

why do people have to talk to u on the phone and after school and talk about how much they care about u
but when u get to school they could not care fucking less about u
they dont talk or look or smile at u
they pretend u dont even exist

jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

i have to make my winter soldier cosplay in less then a week

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

navel:

If I go missing, use the selfie that has the most notes on it

piratesofpenzance:

Rest in Pieces

A compilation of a broken fandom’s reactions

schrodingersblackkat:

methmaker:

yo u wanna get gay married???? Skyrim

yo u wanna punch a bear in it’s stupid face???? Skyrim

yo u wanna fight fuckin’ dragons???? Skyrim

yo u wanna kill people for money???? Skyrim

yo u wanna summon otherworldly creatures ???? Skyrim

yo u wanna be a fuckin’ werewolf or a vampire???? Skyrim

yo u wanna YELL REALLY LOUD ???? Skyrim

yo you want your former companion’s lifeless corpse to fall from the sky and crash land on all your wedding guests???? Skyrim

sometime in the future
old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
old me: it was a long war.
grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
grandchildren: grandma
old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

literallyrad:

why do we never talk about the fact that one direction was on icarly and they replaced harry with gibby

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